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I was looking through screens of Diabolical Box
and
I wish I were that happy about life
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in my bathroom
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Me:
Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
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Spider:
No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
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Me:
Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
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Spider:
Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
The Avengers Memorable Quotes
(Source: aprilsdaughter)
asFJSRGKWESFHJEKWLGDSGHJK THANKS ASH
me
Too early in the morning for this. It’s 6:21am.
is it just me or does Evans have his face pressed so unnecessarily hard against the floor?
like seriously guys it looks like it’s halfway in the floor
like he thought he might find justice in there somewhere
EXCUSE YOU. THIS SHIT AIN’T THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. HE IS CAPTAIN GODDAMN AMERICA. THAT FLOOR TASTES LIKE ABS AND FREEDOM.
ABS AND FREEDOM!
(Source: lennongrab)
