- someone super attractive: hey
- me: is this some sort of sick joke
August 2012
you guys act like tumblr is an old cellar where we hide dead bodies what the fuck
…
Time to move the bodies, guys.
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
Okay so I was watching D. Gray Man with my girlfriend, and the Bookman shows up. Since I was in Lavi-mode at the time I of course started mocking the old Panda....
The instant the words left my mouth he made this face:
And the screen immediately froze.
Me:
“He knows. He heard me talking and he knows.”
…..And then the screen didn’t unfreeze. It stayed at 0%.
And then the internet crashed.
…..
Bookman.
Just heard me insult him.
From a different dimension.
AND KILLED THE INTERNET.
…With his mind!
…
…..
……..
I was just stuck there watching him stare at me while my girlfriend tried to fix the connection. It actually started giving me anxiety.
Oh yeah, and the internet didn’t come on again. It was just mysteriously dead. It magically came back in the morning, after I cried myself to sleep internally.
olbear24 replied to your post: wow I wouldn’t be surprised if my irl friends…
Alex, you really need to calm down. I’ll love you no matter what, and I know the others will. I think your obsession is endearing and gives you motivation to draw and be the awesome artist you are.
I………….I’m……………*hugs laptop*
I’m always willing to tolerate you! You tolerate my non-stop blabbing about EVERYTHING ELSE! Like I’m the one that should be surprised I wasn’t shot yet or something. I whine to you guys ALL. THE. TIME! I’m so bossy, I never stop talking when were all together to the point where I butt in when others are talking. Like how have you guys not band (banded?….I’m supposed to know these things being an English major and all) together and had some sort of Julius Caesar shanking or something? Really?!
GHDFSJKFHDSGFSD GABFISDUGFG
CAESAR STYLE OH GOD GABI
no, gurl, we love when you talk (I know I do because that mean I don’t have to fgdshjs) you need to get out your frustrations somehow!! that’s what we’re here for! to vent and fangirl and be bros!
also good use of that gif
i feel like i should join in on this
alex, gurl, we totally understand all your feels! we have feels all over the place too and we know what its like to fangirl! I’m surprised no one wants to murder me when i start fangirling over zelda stuff and spamming your dashes with it l:l
AND GABI
gurl
you should know by now that we dont mind your rants XD!!! seriously! GET IT OFF UR CHEST GURL cuz we probably know how you feel. and its better to get crap off ur chest. u just rant more because more things happen to u than us <:’D
I LOVE YOU TWO SO MUCH YOU JUST HAVE NO IDEA <444444444444444444
guys….this is too feely for me…you all know I have the emotional intelligence of a prison inmate
which btw never made sense to me. Like wtf? Just cause someone’s in prison doesn’t mean they have a low emotional intelligence. That test was silly to label the low emotional intelligence scores as “prison inmate” (or however they worded it). They should label it as…..Idk…..corporate businessmen….or Idk….Maggie
my mom is a really deep person
she breaks a cup and starts “well, that’s life. suddenly you’re broken”
olbear24 replied to your post: wow I wouldn’t be surprised if my irl friends…
Alex, you really need to calm down. I’ll love you no matter what, and I know the others will. I think your obsession is endearing and gives you motivation to draw and be the awesome artist you are.
I………….I’m……………*hugs laptop*
I’m always willing to tolerate you! You tolerate my non-stop blabbing about EVERYTHING ELSE! Like I’m the one that should be surprised I wasn’t shot yet or something. I whine to you guys ALL. THE. TIME! I’m so bossy, I never stop talking when were all together to the point where I butt in when others are talking. Like how have you guys not band (banded?….I’m supposed to know these things being an English major and all) together and had some sort of Julius Caesar shanking or something? Really?!
